I swear PETA must be so high off of their own arrogance that they have become the Super Inhuman Retard Race.  What the fuck is with asking Ben and Jerry’s to use human breast milk instead of cow’s milk.  Their lame ass excuse is that cow’s milk has been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer.

Gee PETA, did you look around this great big world?  Did you know that just about everyone in it has something wrong with them?  I could just see some drug user sneaking in and giving milk.  Oh yeah.  Because they think they are funny shit.  Let’s think about some things shall we?

1. It would greatly change the taste of one of the worlds best ice cream.
2. Moms might be upset with their children drinking some other woman’s breast milk.
3. Availability issues?
4. The effects it would have upon women and their breasts.  Can you say super-sag and mega-stretch marks?
5. Not everyone is thrilled with the taste of breast milk.

This list could go on.

Firstly, PETA….  Let’s line up all your female workers and see if they can produce 6 Gallons in a day per person.  After they are done milking you, tell me just how you feel about it then eh?

In primitive times, man would have not existed if it were not of the yielding of meat for food, and animal skins for warmth.  And milk for strong bones and teeth.

If I applaud anyone, it’s Ben and Jerry for their retort.  Even if it was politically correct.  Something I am not and never shall be.  I would’ve asked PETA, “Are you FUCKING stupid?”.

Perhaps we of the planet earth, should start our own “save it club”.

METW (Men for the Ethical Treatment of Women) or SOWFUE (Stop Oversensitive Weenies from Fucking Up Everyone)

But hey, it’s just MY OPINION.

NO SHIT!!!

Like the whole world didn’t know this already?

It absolutely kills me that customers are so dense.  They call after we’ve turned their service off for non-payment and complain that we needed to let them know that their service was past due.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am well aware that my electric, phone, car payment, insurance, credit card and internet bills need to be paid each and every month.  It is not the utility company’s responsibility to remind me of this.  It is not their fault if I am behind.  I know what days the bills are due each month.  If I am past due, I get a late notice in my email, or via US mail with a pretty red stamp that says “PAST DUE”.  There’s my reminder.  But I’m already aware of it and sweating getting the money to the company before my service is turned off.  It’s not a hard concept.

We do the same thing, we send out emails and statements with “PAST DUE” on them.  When 2 months with no payment goes by or no phone call for payment arrangements are made, we turn them off.  That always gets their attention.  But they call anyways and are always rude about it.  Like we made their lives somehow harder cause they can’t get email from Aunt Betty.  Pay your fucking bills!  Or cancel if you can’t afford it!  At least make an effort to call and make payment arrangements.  I’m actually a flexible guy if you just ask.  But I’m not your friend and going to call you saying “hey sweetie, just wanted to let you know that your a bit behind”.  Fuck that.  If I’m that late, my service get’s turned off and the only phonecall I’m going to get is “Sir, you need to make a payment now or we will turn you over to collections”.  Not the phone call I want.

People today just don’t take responsibility for their lives.  It’s pathetic.

Michael Christopher Mills, 38 of Hampton Roads, was originally wanted on a felony identity fraud which quickly became felony eluding and property damage when the police engaged him in a high speed chase for the first charge.  Apparently this super genius, also believes that everything you see on TV and in the movies is real.  As he approached the Gilmerton Bridge, it was closing from letting a ship pass.  Though it was still open and good old Mike figured he’d mimic the maneuver from 2 Fast 2 Furious bridge jump and make his getaway.  Unfortunately gravity and reality brought this chase to it’s final “closure” as his Nissan fell incredibly short into the river below.  Mike swam to shore to be greeted with a nice friendly pair of handcuffs.

Mike, you are a fucktard for stealing identities, endangering other drivers and I hope they place you in front of a firing squad.  Get off my planet!

Source: Pilot Online

OK, yes, as I’ve said before I work for an internet service.  We offer high speed DSL and we even sell D-Link brand routers to our customers.  We do this cause D-Link routers are fairly easy to setup and troubleshoot.  We even go as far as to offer to our customers to “preprogram” the routers so they can simply go home and use them.  We do this because we know average Joe Customer isn’t very tech saavy.  However, this always ends up with the customer losing their documentation of their wireless key, or having issues with the router other than connectivity to the DSL.  Then they get mad when I give them the 800 number for D-Link.  “We got this from you!” they scream.  What the fuck?  We didn’t design the damned thing, we just resell it!

Does K-Mart have to go through this retarded shit?