http://www.dumasaphobia.com {dŭm’ăs-ə-fō’bē-ə} - The Fear of Stupid People. Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:17:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I swear PETA must be so high off of their own arrogance that they have become the Super Inhuman Retard Race.  What the fuck is with asking Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk instead of cow's milk.  Their lame ass excuse is that cow's milk has been linked ... http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/09/24/peta-meet-metw/ NO SHIT!!! Like the whole world didn't know this already? http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/09/24/clay-aiken-is-gay/ It absolutely kills me that customers are so dense.  They call after we've turned their service off for non-payment and complain that we needed to let them know that their service was past due. I don't know about the rest of you, but I am well aware that my electric, phone, ... http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/09/10/pay-your-bills/ Michael Christopher Mills, 38 of Hampton Roads, was originally wanted on a felony identity fraud which quickly became felony eluding and property damage when the police engaged him in a high speed chase for the first charge.  Apparently this super genius, also believes that everything you see on TV and ... http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/09/10/identity-theif-thinks-hes-in-the-movies/ OK, yes, as I've said before I work for an internet service.  We offer high speed DSL and we even sell D-Link brand routers to our customers.  We do this cause D-Link routers are fairly easy to setup and troubleshoot.  We even go as far as to offer to our ... http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/09/10/we-resell-the-product-we-arent-the-support/ Kevin Kearney... [video http://www.dumasaphobia.com/wp-content/uploads/Kevin_Kearney.flv nolink] So.... Morons CAN fly...  Why can't pigs? http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/08/20/and-the-winner-for-the-darwin-award-goes-too/ So my wife works in a retail pet store.  You know the kind, corporate store with rodents, birds, reptiles and fish.  Of course in the daily routine of things, pets must be cared for and their environments kept clean.  From time to time, things can and do go wrong.  Especially ... http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/08/14/did-you-think-to-just-turn-it-off/ So I went to see Batman - The Dark Knight on Saturday with my Mom.  I don't go to the theater like I used too.  And for good reason.  Years back when I went to see XXX (The Vin Diesel movie you twits), the sound was so obnoxiously loud, I ... http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/08/04/i-blame-you-habitual-cellphone-talkers/ This kind of racial tension has got to fucking stop.  What our ancestors did a hundred years ago is over and done with.  We can't go back and change it.  Yet, there are those who cling so closely to it, they wait to pounce on any chance to say the ... http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/07/11/a-black-hole-is-a-black-hole-asshole/ Some people, or in this case a teenager, get too attached to supercilious things like a hat.  Tragically this ended in the teenager becoming decapitated by a Batman Roller coaster. The teen jumped over two sets of fences that were very clearly marked "Restricted area-Authorized Personnel Only," and "Danger Zone-Do Not ... http://www.dumasaphobia.com/2008/06/30/over-a-hat/