Dumasaphobia

{dŭm’ăs-ə-fō’bē-ə} - The Fear of Stupid People.

MySpace

I hate MySpace almost as much as I hate stupid people. Yet millions of kids and adults alike (if you can call them adults), flock to this social networking site. With ultra hideous layouts and color combinations that would send an elderly woman into spastic convulsions shortly followed by cardiac arrest. And these “people” eat this crap up!?! This networking site is only 1 up from the days of GeoCities or Tripod and the thousands of homely “personal pages” that used to flood them in the late 1990’s.

Then these myspacer’s load their profiles up with:

  • 20+ Videos - God help your friend on dialup…
  • Music that autoplays - Either the latest chart topper (that radio already runs into the ground) or the most annoying songs ever.
  • Ads that are already out of control.

Not too mention all the scammers, phishers and con artists that feed upon these myspace pages by placing heinous links in the comments.

MySpace is for the lazy who don’t want to start a decent blog or nice looking webpage. Seriously people, if you don’t want to learn how to do it right, then don’t do it! Save the world the disparage of having to try to read bright green text on your hot pink background while listening to “Nerds in Love” Get away from the keyboard, cause no one wants to read about how last week your boyfriend dumped you. He probably saw your MySpace and realized your an idiot.