Dumasaphobia

I swear PETA must be so high off of their own arrogance that they have become the Super Inhuman Retard Race.  What the fuck is with asking Ben and Jerry’s to use human breast milk instead of cow’s milk.  Their lame ass excuse is that cow’s milk has been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer.

Gee PETA, did you look around this great big world?  Did you know that just about everyone in it has something wrong with them?  I could just see some drug user sneaking in and giving milk.  Oh yeah.  Because they think they are funny shit.  Let’s think about some things shall we?

1. It would greatly change the taste of one of the worlds best ice cream.
2. Moms might be upset with their children drinking some other woman’s breast milk.
3. Availability issues?
4. The effects it would have upon women and their breasts.  Can you say super-sag and mega-stretch marks?
5. Not everyone is thrilled with the taste of breast milk.

This list could go on.

Firstly, PETA….  Let’s line up all your female workers and see if they can produce 6 Gallons in a day per person.  After they are done milking you, tell me just how you feel about it then eh?

In primitive times, man would have not existed if it were not of the yielding of meat for food, and animal skins for warmth.  And milk for strong bones and teeth.

If I applaud anyone, it’s Ben and Jerry for their retort.  Even if it was politically correct.  Something I am not and never shall be.  I would’ve asked PETA, “Are you FUCKING stupid?”.

Perhaps we of the planet earth, should start our own “save it club”.

METW (Men for the Ethical Treatment of Women) or SOWFUE (Stop Oversensitive Weenies from Fucking Up Everyone)

But hey, it’s just MY OPINION.

Holy shit.  Fifteen years of working in tech support, this is a very first for me.  This was the customer’s complaint.

About a month ago, we moved all of our DSL customers to a new, more robust network.  (ours was getting full) During the move, we had a few mess-ups on a few customers.  Perhaps 2% of them at most.  Everyone else was moved rather smoothly and all went well.  This lady that called today has to be the last of them.  Apparently when we moved her, we accidently downgraded her service from 3mb to 768k.  An oversight on our part, and we apologized as well as offered to credit her for the time in which her service was lower than what she was paying.  We also put in an upgrade order to get her back to her 3mb service.  When I told her what day it was supposed to take effect, she got upset.  Here are the key parts of the conversation from her (in quotes).

“My kids play online games, since this has happened, they’ve been having problems.”  I’m sorry ma’am, we will credit you for that.  “This is bullshit, why can’t we get it done today?”  Ma’am, the people that run our network are doing what they can and have scheduled it as early as possible, but they do have other work they need to do as well.  “I can’t believe this.  It’s not hurting me having slower internet, but it’s hurting my kids.”  (I had no response for this that I could say out loud and still keep my job, but I wanted to call her a fucking stupid bitch who, as my boss says, needs to take her trailer trash ass back to the trailer park).

Probably one of the biggest signs of the decline of the intelligence of the world are warning labels found on everyday products.  This is also when I realize just how severe a problem Dumasaphobia was going to be.  These are the very people I fear.  People who need these labels on such products, because they are so stupid, that they can’t handle even the simplest of things properly.

No one will ever forget the famous “Hot Coffee” case against McDonalds.  Now when you order your hot cup of morning bliss, you get a lid that tells you the “contents may be hot”.

I’ve even seen a warning label telling you to remove your child from the stroller before folding it up.  If you need this kind of warning, your children should be removed from your custody and placed with a family that has a much higher I.Q. than you.  You aren’t fit to be a parent.  You’re not even fit to be in society.

Sure some lines have been blurred.  It used to be no metal in microwave ovens, but now there are special metals that can be placed.  I was shocked when my soup container asked me to remove the pull-tab metal lid and place in microwave when there is still a metal ring around the container.

Yes warning labels are important for the most part.   Any smart person would read all warning labels carefully before using any product.  Even if they are ridiculous.  Such as:

• iPod Shuffle - Do Not Eat
• Jar of Peanuts - Warning Contains Nuts
• Poison - Do Not Injest

This list could go on for years.  Which is truly sad as this generally means some idiot did just what the warning says not to do.  (most likely prior to the need of such a label)  In all honesty none of these kind of labels should be necessary.  Even for the average Joe.  Which apparently is still dumber than dirt.

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